I have a heck of a commute each day and I thought I had seen it all. I was wrong.
I’m driving to work at 6:00 am and in front of me I see a mini van with a video screen playing in the back. I notice it is a Honda Odyssey, which I am familiar with, so I know it is a DVD player.
As I often do when I see this, I try and guess which cartoon is playing – it is usually a cartoon for the kids in the back seat. Today I am not close enough to see for sure but I do note that it is not a cartoon.
A few moments later the traffic slows down - slow traffic, the bane of my existence – so now I have a better look at the screen. A really close look. It is not a cartoon. Definitely not a ‘toon. I am not 100 % certain at first, but I notice a certain rhythm to the video.
Yep. Hardcore Porn playing in the back of a Honda Odyssey at 6:05 am on the 405 freeway. Okay, now I need to see who is in the car.
Damn! The Odyssey just changed lanes and it is heading to the 110 fwy. Bummer, I will never know…
Press on.
2 comments:
Sorry! I forgot I Jay and I had been watching porn the night before and and we neglected to turn it off!
Cool! I like your Odyssey. Borrow it from your Sister? You know, now that I think of it, it did look like a cocaine dealer / ex-porn star in the passenger seat...
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